My girlfriend says she’s getting old
One minute she’s hot
The next she’s freezing cold.
Her lips are full and juicy to me
Her kisses make me weak in the knee.
She says her legs look like a roadmap.
I think they look good to me.
Long and slender, I’m just a sap.
She says she can’t remember
Her brain cells are dying away
But in there I know there’s still an ember.
If anything I can say good about it,
I can tell her the same story over and over
And she’ll not remember it one whit
And enjoy it all over again.
Hey, I think she’s still sane.
About JimR, Chaplain
I'm a 75-year-old guy, in October 2025, who worked in Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune for 28 years and now retired as of 31 Dec 16. I've worked in medical records, the Health Benefits Department, Billing, and the IT department and retired as the Personnel Security Manager for the hospital. I'm a musician and Corvette enthusiast. Yes, I have had two. I traded my second Corvette for a Harley Davidson Fat Boy in mid-summer 2019. Then in 2024, I traded to an HD FreeWheeler FLRT. I've already ridden the new one a thousand miles in 6 weeks. I'm also searching for a fresh new outlook on life with new spiritual insight among other things. I was ordained a minister in 20190202. I've become certified with the American Chaplaincy Association through Aidan University in June '21. Presently, I am a volunteer Chaplain with our county Sheriff's Office. I've found that with the unconditional love of my companion, Libby Rowe life is complete through God. She's a beautiful, vibrant, giving woman who gives her all in everything she puts her mind to do. She and I married on 24 July 2015. She was ordained in February 2022. She has a blog too called Under a Carolina Moon. Give it a visit.
My girlfriend says she’s getting old
Livin' Small 