If the fly who flew
Through the pile of poo
Would only wipe his feet
Before he lands on my beet
It might not be so bad.
If the worm with the squirm
Would only learn
I only want to fish
To put something on a dish
It might not take so long
To put him on the prong
If the lizard had a gizzard
I introduce him to Eddy Izzard
And maybe make him
A tranvestite comedian,
But he’s already committed To GEICO
So what do I know.
If a snake named Jake
Were to come up from a lake
I know for sure he’s a water snake
He’d slither on by
And just say hi
And I’d doff my hat
Right where I sat
And say be on your way.
Well, so much for my mind today. I think I need to go back to bed.
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related
About Jim
I'm a 68 yr old guy, who had worked in Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune for 28 yrs and now retired as of 31 Dec 16. I've worked in medical records, Health Benefits Department, Billing, the IT department and retired as the Personnel Security Manager for the hospital. I'm a musician and Corvette enthusiast. Yes I have one. I'm also searching for a fresh new outlook on life with new spiritual insight among other things. I was ordained a minister on 20190202. I've found that with the unconditional love of my companion, Libby Rowe life is complete through God. She's a beautiful, vibrant, giving woman who gives her all in everything she puts her mind to do. She and I married 24 July 2015. She's also taking the Apprentice course to obtain her ordination as well. She has a blog to called Under a Carolina Moon. Give it a visit.
