What?! A Random Poem??

Feeling the need today to be silly.  I can be grumpy tomorrow.

If the fly who flew

Through the pile of poo

Would only wipe his feet

Before he lands on my beet

It might not be so bad.

If the worm with the squirm

Would only learn

I only want to fish

To put something on a dish

It might not take so long

To put him on the prong

If the lizard had a gizzard

I introduce him to Eddy Izzard

And maybe make him

A tranvestite comedian,

But he’s already committed To GEICO

So what do I know.

If a snake named Jake

Were to come up from a lake

I know for sure he’s a water snake

He’d slither on by

And just say hi

And I’d doff my hat

Right where I sat

And say be on your way.

About Jim

I'm a 70 yr old guy, who had worked in Naval Hospital Camp Lejeune for 28 yrs and now retired as of 31 Dec 16. I've worked in medical records, Health Benefits Department, Billing, the IT department and retired as the Personnel Security Manager for the hospital. I'm a musician and Corvette enthusiast. Yes, I have had two. I traded my second Corvette for a Harley Davidson Fat Boy mid-summer 2019. I've already ridden about five thousand miles. I'm also searching for a fresh new outlook on life with new spiritual insight among other things. I was ordained a minister on 20190202. I'm working on my studies with the American Chaplaincy Association through Aidan University. I've found that with the unconditional love of my companion, Libby Rowe life is complete through God. She's a beautiful, vibrant, giving woman who gives her all in everything she puts her mind to do. She and I married 24 July 2015. She's also taking the Apprentice course to obtain her ordination as well. She finished her first year of study and has been ordained as an Exhorter. She has a blog too called Under a Carolina Moon. Give it a visit.
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2 Responses to What?! A Random Poem??

  1. Scott says:

    I can tell you were in a positive frame of mind when writing this poem–it’s delightful!

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